Jenkintown’s Sidewalk Follies: 2016 Edition

Can anyone explain this bit of sidewalk inspection boobery?

Jenkintown's sidewalk follies: Sidewalk Cracks on Rodman

To our friends and neighbors on Rodman, who just got hit with this  unjust form of infrastructure maintenance and automobile subsidy, we’re still here willing to fight with you to change this system of sidewalk maintenance. Reach out. Call us. Spread the word.